We have so much food left over from the wedding that I don't know where to start. I think that it is going to last for a few weeks and I am already getting tired of pulled pork BBQ. By the time this is all said and done, god knows how much weight I will have gained.

Theory on that: (Weight gain of men during women's pregnancy)
The woman gets pregnant, immediately increasing her hunger and, usually, craving of fattening food. The man, of course, gains eats whatever she eats and gain the same weight that she is gaining.

Here's the kicker.
She had the baby, loosed]s an automatic 10 pounds of baby and water weight, followed by, in most cases, the rest of the weight she had gained. But the man, nothing. He is addicted to food at this point and either loses just a few pounds or nothing at all.

Not really fair, but it is something us men with preggo ladies are going to have to work on a little better. Fight the over weight population.